Aug
22
It’s amazing to me how Vegas works…this is such an awesome place! Strippers who are wise have figured out when to come to Vegas to work and when not to. Last night there was a new wave of girls who came in, all with shiny new work cards and business licenses in hand ready to start work. Ah, there must be a big convention coming into town. Lo and behold…yes, I knew it! 120,000 peeps will be in Vegas next week for the World Market Winter Show. Now that Cheetah’s has started “paying cabs” again maybe business will pick up a little. COME AND SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS!!!
Posted on Aug 22, 2008 under Clubs |
Aug
12
I thought I would give the Bay area topless clubs one more shot. So, yesterday I called a club in Stockton called Deja Vu to see if I could come in and audition. He told me that there was an “Amatuer Contest” at 8:30 with a $250 first prize and for me to come in, do the contest and that would also be my audition to get on schedule. Ok…Stockton is 45 minutes from where I am. I decide to get in full hair and makeup and make the drive. Double shit I took a wrong turn and went 30 min out of my way. I had to turn around and go back, then go another 30 min to Stockton. I was not happy. But, I got there in time to have a glass of wine and unwind and I noticed there were 3 other girls there for the contest…cool. Half hour later he brings us all back to his dirty, cheesy little stripper manager office and tells that there will be no contest as he needs at least 5 girls to participate. What the fuck! I just drove an hour andf a half to get there. So I decide to stay and audition anyway. An hour later we all get our turn. He turned us all down and said so sorry, thanks or coming. So, if you ever go to Deja Vu club in Stockton…do me a favor and punch that mother fucker right in the face…from Chalis and the other 3 chicks who wasted their evening.
Posted on Aug 12, 2008 under Clubs |
Jul
27
Well, the second round at TD’s East in Tucson left a lot…a lot to be desired. This club needs a lot of help in the way of management. I have to say that it was nice that they allowed me to come in and work this weekend, too bad there were more dancers than customers. Friday during the day was not so bad, Friday night was decent. Saturday day was a fucking ghost town and Saturday night was a joke! They seated a birthday party in the back of the club which consisted of 15 women and one man (the birthday boy) and all of the women just gave us all dirty looks when we walked up to them, then they complained to the management that no one was dancing for them. Whatever, shut the fuck up. Not to mention the flunkees they have working as doormen and floormen. I did find a h/w couple and did one dance for each of them…ew her pussy smelled funky funky and she thought she was so sexy. Hey floorman…what, you’ve never seen a dancer give a woman a lap dance you pathetic piece of shit? Quit standing there staring at me making $9.50 an hour and go do your job…whatever that is. Oh, I forgot…your job is to walk around the club with your little notepad and pencil keeking track of how many table dances we each do. What, are you trying to make sure we tip you your 10%? If I wanted someone to crawl up my ass with a pencil and notepad instead of shakin my shit I would go back to school. Hey brainiac…did you wonder why you didn’t get a tip from me at the end of the night??? Oh, and 2 girls quit Saturday night to go work at another club. Ouch!
Posted on Jul 27, 2008 under Clubs, The travel part |
Jul
21
Ah! I came home from San Francisco…by the way the clubs suck there…to finish packing up the house. I figured I would work at one of the local clubs while I am here. I went to two clubs today and they both said they were so slow that they are not hiring any more girls until the end of summer. Fucking desert…I hate the desert! It’s so hot here you can’t even get a broke dick to go have a cold beer and see some titties! The search goes on…there has to be a club here that is hiring. Reason #87 I moved away.
Posted on Jul 21, 2008 under Let's talk about stripping |
Jul
12
The clubs here in SF are very different than where I am used to working. There are the really dirty peep show type of club, there are the totally nude clubs where no alcohol is served and then there are the bikini clubs where they do serve the booze. Since I don’t dance nude I have opted for one of the bikini clubs. Basically, when your turn to do stage comes around you get to do two songs, the first one with top on and then the second one with top off. This is the ONLY time you are allowed to be topless. I have to say I am surprised at the amount of money that is spent by customers even though the table dances are not topless. It’s very cool.
Posted on Jul 12, 2008 under Clubs |
Jul
7
I drove 13 hours and got to SF last night. After I checked into the hotel and took a long, hot shower I had a few drinks and went straight to bed. Got up this morning and drove to the Hustler Club that is smack in the middle of Chinatown. I drove around for about an hour looking for a fucking place to park while trying not to hit any of the billion people crossing the streets. This club is pretty cool, no wonder it got the best reviews for topless in San Francisco. The management, the DJ and the girls were all very nice and welcoming. I auditioned, made a few bucks onstage and start work tomorrow. I am finding the laws are very different here than in Vegas…you can’t actually be topless when giving a lapdance. Hmmm…guess I better give one hell of a show!
Posted on Jul 07, 2008 under Clubs |
Jul
1
It was coming up on midnight at the club and it was a little slower than usual. A smattering of men here and there but nothing special. About 1:30 am this guy comes into the club all alone and sits at the bar next to me. We exchange names and niceties and he buys me a drink. Cool. I’ll sit and talk to him for a while, have a few drinks before I move in for the kill. We finish our drink and he asks if I want to move to a table with him. Sure! We sit down and he hands me a $100 bill. “Put that in your boot” he says. Okay. He orders us another drink and as I was about to ask him if he wanted a lapdance, he asked if I would mind just sitting with him for a little while. Sure, would love to. I would say another 30 minutes goes by as we sit and he talks about, job, his wife and kids. He hands me another $100 and apologizes for keeping me so long. Over the next 3 hours we had maybe three more drinks some great conversation and a few lapdances here and there. I left at around 6 am with almost $1k most of it from him. He didn’t try to grope me, kiss me or ask for my phone number. Now that’s how it’s done.
Posted on Jul 01, 2008 under Clubs, Let's talk about stripping |
Jun
27
Ok you cheap bastards! I’m back in Vegas and it’s Friday fucking night, okay! If just one…and I mean JUST ONE of you mother fuckers come into the club tonite and tell me you didn’t bring any money with you or tell me that your wife has your credit card I am going to kick you square in the balls! THAT was your warning, the only one you are going to get! Do not and I repeat do not give me this bullshit that you forgot your wallet, you only had enough for the cover charge, your credit card is over the limit, you need all of your money to cruise garage sales tomorrow morning, your wife only gave you $20 (pussy!), strip clubs are “not your thing”, or any other lame pussy ass excuse for not spending money…guess what? You will have wished for being kicked in the balls. BROTHERS or should I say BROTHAS who are wearing their fucking stupid ass sunglasses in the club (I know you can’t see shit) and your pants are so far down that you have to hold them up to walk to the bus stop to get to the child support office, guess what…I am going to come along and kick you in the balls JUST FOR FUN! Go ahead…make my night!
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 under Let's talk about stripping |
Jun
24
I am in the process of moving to the San Francisco Bay area. I should be there in the next few weeks and will be checking out the topless clubs…yes, mama will be needing a yob (and a place to live). I am not sure if I want to work and live right in SF or if I want to go further down to San Jose or even further down to the Santa Cruz area. Any sexy biotches currently stripping in the SF or SJ or SC area?
Posted on Jun 24, 2008 under Clubs, The travel part |
Jun
20
This is the question that everyone wants answered. From experience, I think the answer is “well, it depends on what club you are working in”…I think the other answer would be “are you willing to whore yourself out and get fired for $15?” Let me just say that I have witnessed some nasty ass shit (in the “Champagne Room”) and for the most part…there really is NO SEX in the Champagne Room. Every now and then there is some nasty ass ho who thinks no one is looking and she can really quick try and jerk off some loser who is going to hand her $15. What the fuck?!?!?!?! Bitch, someone is going to want to sit there! Not to mention you are ruining it for the rest of us who are not hookers! You want to jerk people off…take them to your subsidised housing and when you are done make him a cheese sandwich, maybe he’ll stick around and help you out with the kids.
Posted on Jun 20, 2008 under Let's talk about stripping, Offers...you know... |
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